some one has brought to my attention that moon oil is impossible. they say that "there is not enough hydrogen to make hydrocarbons", well i say to hell with hydrocarbons, ill outsmart those carbons, so this i smy plan.  i ll send up thousand and thousand of heliem ballons (this is long before the revolution),  then i will built a balloon catcher on the moon.  with all the balloons in my posession, i will build a hot fusion generator (they will have one in ten years i hope).  Then i will put both the heliem and the carbon mined from the moon into the generator. the heliem will make hydrogen which will immedaitly bond with the carbon, and now you have the purest, lightest, motor oil ever made.

wha?  none of this made any sense.  at all.  ''i ll send up thousand and thousand of heliem ballons''.  to make pure light motor oil.  so that he can what? ruin the economy by beating out valvoline? and using 'heliem' to run a 'hot fusion generator'?  the heliem will make hydrogen?  fission divides atoms, i.e. uranium and plutonium split in half, you need hydrogen for fusion, to join them together and make helium.  and the whole idea of floating helium balloons to the moon, that i wont get into.

got your own ideas about andrews cuh-razy plans?  discuss them here.

Heres andrews entry that started it all.  he probably copied the idea off someone else than made it his own (i.e. burninator *cough-cough* firetheft *wink wink*) but anyway its totally ridiculous.  i will put brackets around my comments and put gramatical corrections in bold.  he may use this as ammo in his war in proving that im a robot.  there is no way im a robot, i will prove that in a sec.  first ridiculing andrews entry.  its gonna be wayyyy too easy.

I have figured out my life, it was really easy once i figured out my goals

so i should first show you my goals:
          1.) Start a Revolution
          2.) Make a lot of money off suckers
          3.) write my name on the moon with a microwave laser          
          4.) Live on another planet
          5.) Get famous because of something awesome
          6.) mount a nuclear assault on the USA
          7.) start the ice age  [whats with all the random capitolization?]

So my life plan is to be one of the first settlers on the moon, i figue i can do all of these in that on move.  I figure that the USA will probably have a taxation without representation [USA allready has taxation w/o representation, look at andrew he is supposed to be taxed if he does work but he doesnt get to vote.  why dont you start a revolution here?  oh yeah, your to chicken.  chicken!  bwack bwack!], so i will start the revolution, and i as their leader. Then using the left over rocket fuel, and the extra weapons grade plutonium that is used in the nuclear reactor, i will send as many neclear warheads as i can muster at the US.  this will through the whole planet into massive cooling from the massive nuclear winter. Now you ask, where do you get the nuclear fuel form, my answer is simple, russia will give it to us for two reasons, 1.) they will see that the world is theirs, 2.) they will fear for their lives after seeing the havoc i have laid on america.  [Russia is not afraid of anything but running out of Vodka and Stalin-zombies returning from the grave.  this is a fact.]  Next i will start drilling for oil, i figure that if that whole theory that the moon collided with the earth and caused the explosion of life is true, then there will be a good amount of carbon on the moon [All the oil on earth is composed of dead plants and animals from precambrian earth.  It wouldnt be there if tons and tons of biomass didnt up and die a long time ago and rot and turn into crude oil.  There was never any native life on the moon, none the less atmosphere, and though having a moon has been important to the development of life on earth, its creation was in no way the event that triggered the first life.  i dont think there is that much carbon on the moon at all, and all the hydrogen is tied up in H>3 or something.  pretty much andrew will just get to the moon and  just cry] . and think of it, moon oil, i hardly have to sell it, it will sell itself. so that takes care of  1, 2, 4, 5, 6. now you ask what is a microwave laser?  [ok i know that thats not his stinking idea.  i brought up reflecting the microwaves out of the microwave with some metal and then focusing it with a concave mirror like 2 years ago.  he will dispute this, but im older, i win]  it is rather simple, you take you microwave and put a concave mirror in it, then about 3 feet away but the supplimentary 1" convex corectional lens, now you have a very focused beam of pure energy.  shoot the beam into a refactory telescope, and now you have a very strong beam of energy. so i will write my name on the moon, that will complete 3.  And i will be doubly famous. there is my plan

ok, well thats andrews plan.  clap.                clap.                                   clap.                  ok that applause was sarcastic for all those that didnt realize it.  now the rest of you can discuss it without andrew.  discuss.

ok this site is just for those who want to discuss andrews random babblings and dont wanna get their stuff deleted.  ill just copy and paste andrews entrys and make a few comments and editors notes and you all can just discuss.  got it? good.